Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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