I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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