Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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