I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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