I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My nipple is on Facebook.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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