I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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