I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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