i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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