the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
This is my gift to your gina
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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