Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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