Hey man sorry I got all grabby
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I have feelings that need drinking.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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