i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
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