just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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