theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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