Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
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Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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