Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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