I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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