Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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