come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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