weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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