oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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