she was so not down for the gang bang
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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