Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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