So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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