What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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