Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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