He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I think I just sharted jello shots
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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