ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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