My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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