who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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