Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point