If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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