Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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