D3 body, D1 cock
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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