Do vagina's smell?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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