There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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