so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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