I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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