If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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