we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
either way he was missing a nipple.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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