he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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