How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
