So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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