If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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