My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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