More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
her vagine was all disorganized.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
