hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Blood and glitter go together right?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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