If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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