i would punch a child for taco bell
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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