What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Randomize