you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
