What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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