I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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