Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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