yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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