Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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