Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i think my mom watched the whole time
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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