I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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