id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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